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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[In a few minutes, there is the sound of metal wings beating outside and the thunk of Intensity jumping onto the balcony before Blue Eyes has landed properly. Because he's just like this.

He expertly did not land on any plants though. He is that gracious enough of a guest.]

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[What a gentleman!

Cobalt is not on speaking terms with the plants right now but thank you for sparing them anyway.

The door to the balcony is open! Come the heckie inside!!]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He does invite himself in like he owns the place]

Cobalt?

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[Beyond the balcony door is a staircase going down, and the bottom of the stairs opens directly into the common room. Cobalt's in here, carrying a mug of something hot in each hand, clearly having just left the kitchen.]

Ah, hey! That was fast. Thanks so much for coming.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

...

I keep forgetting how big the pep! dorm is.

[Skips the last few steps to jump to the common room floor.]

What is it?

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[cute]

This? Mint chamomile tea from our garden.

[he turns toward the rest of the dorm]

This way, please.

[Still carrying both cups, he leads Intensity down the hallway. The door to his room is ajar enough that he can push it open the rest of the way with his foot and head inside.

It's been a long time since Intensity was last here, so it may look different. The far end of the room is floor to ceiling windows, and beyond that a balcony that looks like a school rooftop. Beyond that, instead of the city skyline, there are mountains.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Wow.

Suddenly Intensity finally understands why some people would actually want room upgrades.

Please give him a moment to process.]

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[Cobalt catches Intensity's expression]

Ah.. haha, it's a little different since the last time you were here, isn't it!

[The doors to the balcony are already wide open, so Cobalt continues making his way out there. Just on the other side of the door is a simple table covered in paperwork. He sets the mugs down, one at each place at the table.]

I lucked out. My unitmate upgraded his room, and it turns out the upgrades apply to all the rooms.

The balcony was something I asked for, though.

[Once Intensity is farther into the room, he'll be able to see a better view of the mountains. Despite the brisk autumn days they've been having lately, the air outside is pleasantly comfortable.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Takes a seat at the table, snooping at the papers strewn there because of course he does.]

Guess you don't need an office if you have this.

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[The papers are all sorted into piles. They've been typed on a computer and printed, thank the gods, with notes scrawled in the margins. There are also a number of colored sticky tabs on different pages, pointing out things that need attention.

Also on the table is a notebook full of hand-written questions and reminders, and pens for whoever needs them.]

If I had as many visitors as you, I might like a place that wasn't, like... my bedroom. But you're only the second person who's ever visited me in here so it works out.

[He starts picking up papers and moving them around]

Alright, I think we're mmmostly ready to go with the Compendium. This stack over here is the overhauled newbie guide section, which covers things like Lives and kitchen appliances and community upgrade polls and stuff. It probably isn't going to be much interest to you, but I do have some stuff about that I'd like to talk to you about, regarding future is now and also death.

This stack over here is the timeline, and this one—

[he picks up a stack of papers and offers it to Intensity]

—is the section about Hell. I've had to rewrite some chapters since the last time you saw it, but most of it's the same. Edited sections and places where I'm not sure about details are marked with tabs.

Please take look at this and let me know if there are any errors or additional things you'd like to censor.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Picks up a red pen and immediately goes for the plot-relevant stack.]

I have a copy machine in my lab if you need use of it. You have to supply your own paper though.

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Oh, thank you!

[While Intensity's going to town on the paperwork, Cobalt helps himself to his tea.]

We have a computer and printer in the lounge that's been working out. A copier sounds really convenient, though. I'm sure I'll take you up on that at some point.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You are aware that the chance of whatever we write here getting back to Azzy and potentially Our Lady of Lies is fairly high, yes.

[Making the occasional mark here and there - scratching out, re-wording, adding things. Like the OCD perfectionist that he is]

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I'm treating this as if it's guaranteed, which is why I want to double and triple check with you what's going in here.

Ninety people cannot keep a secret. Nothing sensitive should be included at all.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh, we have to throw Azzy's people somewhat of a bone. That's why I left the bit about Heaven's spaceship in my notes. And why you should leave it in your guide. Sure - two of Azzy's people already saw it for themselves - but if they get a little something extra the agents didn't see, then they don't know how much we're hiding.

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...Ah!

That's very clever!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Adding some notes in the margins]

You know this is going to be outdated by next week, right?

[Taken from someone who tries to manage a publishing timeline]

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I'll be lucky if it's not outdated right now!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh hark! What's that I hear. The sound of new information that needs to be put on page 86.

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[looks at him, stricken]

No.

NO.

That was a joke!!!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh but the spacing.

Now the paragraph alignment is all fucked up. And you're going to have to redo the entire table of contents.

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[THE ENTIRE TABLE OF CONTENTS U SAY??????!!!]

Did a whole new rift open while I was in here writing?!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Laughs and taps Cobalt's nose with the red pen he's marking with]

Probably.

They always pop up at the most inconvenient times.

[we_meet_again]

[asflsdf recoils dramatically in mock offence at this nose-boop]

I'm going to issue a formal request to the universe to not have anything else happen between now and distribution, so I can enjoy the satisfaction of being done for even a single hot second!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Unfortunately God is dead so you're going straight to voicemail.

Or at least that's what page 48 leaves me to believe.