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Day 342

[crossmyheartandhope]

[An invitation that's been printed on fancy card stock comes via the mail, addressed to you by name. It reads:]

What: Nem's birthday!!!!
When: April
Where: Tokyo Tower

It's a surprise party, so don't say nothing to Nem, but let me know if you can make it, okay?

((Tentative ooc date is Apr 3 o/))

Day 352-353ish

[nohalation]

[Intensity receives a letter! The writing is pretty scribbly with bad handwriting but it is pretty easy to tell who wrote it considering there are a billion sheep doodles all over it.]

Hi Intensity
I'm Angel. I am writing you a letter. Sho said it would be good if I did. I am very well. Everything is very okay. Oh I forgot there was some bad things but everything else is okay! Jason made me a very nice sheep robot. It makes me happy. Oh Sunrise, my brother, he stopped by for the first time. He was in sheep pajamas. I was very surprised. I am sure my heart stopped in surprise.

Oh I should tell you, Sho said I should tell you. There was a very bad game where I became a doll, and it was not very good. It was a little scary I think. It made a lot of people sad. I hope you did not see it cuz I do not want you to be very stressed. I am sure you are working hard to become king. I am excited to see the day you win. I know you will. I am okay now.

Okay I will stop writing . I miss you very much. This is my first letter I ever wrote. Wowee.
From Angel

Day 357

[we_meet_again]

Dear [CEO ☆ S2FPYME=],

Hey! How's everything going in your new life? I assume you've been reunited with [Alt-F4] by now, right? Is he okay? Was King able to find [Jigsaw] too? I hope so. I hope you're all safe and doing well.

I don't know if you're allowed to talk about it at all, but how are things? What kind of job are you doing? Did they get you all set up with a new life and a place to live and everything? I don't really know what happens after someone graduates, but I hope the transition was easy -- and I'm sure it probably was, because this is you we're talking about, and if you can get through everything else you've been through and still come out fighting, I'm sure this was probably nothing. Especially since you have your brother with you now! Admittedly, it kinda makes me laugh to imagine all four of you living in the same house.

Things are crazy as always, same old same old. Good news and bad news: I finally got an opportunity to use one of the eyes you left me! It was a game of chance, where we had to gamble to either win or get stabbed. Can't win 'em all! But I have a sick new eye now, and I can take pictures with it and everything. It's really great to be able to see in the dark now, too. Thanks again! This is the best! Joke's on you, stab game! You only made me more powerful.

Ever since you left, it feels like people have been graduating in droves. I've had to say goodbye to a lot of friends lately, and that's a bummer. I hope they're all going to be better off, wherever it is they've decided to go. We're currently in the middle of a rerun of the guest star event, with the same four new units as last time, but a different collection of people. No horrible games so far, just my phone blowing up night and day with Live notifications and some game that appears to be about dating. That's better than last time, and nobody has died so far (KNOCK ON WOOD) but I don't think I'm going to be able to relax until they leave.

The guest game was when [Alt-F4] first showed up, and between that and all the graduations, I've been thinking of you a lot. I keep picking up the phone to text you, or looking for you during games, or thinking I hear Blue Eyes flying around, before I remember you're not here any more. It's really weird without you here. I'm still not used to it, somehow! But you still can't get away from me, I'm gonna send you mail, sucker. How do you like that!

I don't know if it's possible, but could you please keep a lookout for my parents? Their surname is Cataracta, but for the life of me I still can't remember their given names, and that's awkward. But you know what they look like, right? I think you saw them in my memories before, I think? I can't put my finger on why, but for whatever reason, I'm convinced you know their faces, so I'm going to trust my gut on this one. Anyway, please keep a lookout! I'd love to get to send them mail or something but I don't know who to address it to. What a terrible child I am.

Hope you are all doing well and living the good life! Please say hi to King and [Jigsaw] for me in case my other letters don't make it through.

All the best,
Cobalt

Day 357ish

[liarliarliar]

[PHONE CALL PHONE CALL]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I hope you know I charge by the minute.

[Is he joking?







Yes.

But only because it's B.]

[liarliarliar]

Luckily I'm richer than you so that's fine.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Way to hit a man below the belt, B.

Now. What might I assist you with today?

[liarliarliar]

I just wanted to say.

You missed it.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Missed what? Your inevitable overly smoopy date with Gold since you don't give two fucks if you match on a Hell dating app.

[liarliarliar]

No I slapped someone.

day 399, post game.

[420blazeit]

Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; if ur nt 2 bsy beng a wage slav cn u met m @ th plce whur u can cum 2?/
i thnk its the twer???/

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

CEO: Yeah yeah.
CEO: Be there in ten.
CEO: Your backslash key is stuck by the way.
CEO: You should get that fixed.

[420blazeit]

Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; no
lol
////////////////////
c u soon

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Guess who is lounging at the tower like he owns the place.

THIS GUY.]

[420blazeit]

[ and guess who is going to just drop her ass straight into his lap and wrap her arms around his neck to yank him into a big fucken hug. ] Intensity!!!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

D.Va.

[ And he kisses one cheek and then the other ]

You rang?

[420blazeit]

I sure did. [ settles into his lap and heaves a big sigh. ] Been missing you, and wanted to see how you're doing and all that.

Day 406

[crossmyheartandhope]

Hey dude,

How you been?

It's been real nice seeing you, when you come back to visit. I know you're real busy climbing the corporate ladder or whatever, but I think it's good for you to take five sometimes too, y'know?

Next time you swing by, lemme know in advance and I can try and make you something, ok? I been doing like a bunch of fancy puddings and whatever lately. There's gonna be some kinda sweets appreciation club, and I joined, so I gotta step up my game some.

I know you don't like super sweet stuff, but I figure I better try out some stuff that ain't super sweet, too, cause there's probly people like you who ain't into mountains of sugar. Maybe some kinda coffee thing? How's that sound?

Anyway, take care of yourself.

Hurricane

day 468.

[420blazeit]

Sponsored by Mountain Dew®, Doritos®, & Olive Garden®; YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
INTENSITY
cum 2 th towr,
i wanna met up w/ u
its ben 2 fkn lng
also im bak bb!!1

Re: day 468.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

CEO: Coming. Coming.

[ And in a spark of silver-blue light, Intensity will poof into existence at Tokyo Tower like a hologram. ]

Did it ever once occur to you that I might be - I don't know - busy?

Re: day 468.

[420blazeit]

...yes, but too busy for me? Unheard of~!

Re: day 468.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Careful now. There won't be enough space in this tower if your ego gets as big as mine.

But where are my manners?

Welcome back to Hell.

Again.

They really should start offering you frequent flyer miles.

Re: day 468.

[420blazeit]

Are we going to have to duke it out for ego supremacy? Don't think I won't put up a good fight, Intensity. [ she winks at him, expression softening as she goes right in for a hug. ] This side of hell anyway.

[ she huffs a laugh. ] I think I'm owed, like, a ton. I'm still waiting on my sponsorship revenue. [ taps her foot a little impatiently. ] Did you notice my new name~ I should be raking in even more dough now!

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[ Accepts the hug with minimal grumbling because CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. Ugh. Everyone has made him so soft. It's awful. ]

What do you mean new name? Wasn't your old one obnoxious---

Re: day 468.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Vetoed.