You enter a very modern and very corporate office space - obviously of some higher ranking official in the company. If the pricey decor wasn't enough to give that away, the fact that you can see nothing but open sky outside of ceiling-to-floor length windows is just another data point to that fact. Also, if you have any experience with corporations or negotiations, you'll notice that this is a high-ranking reception room due to its sparse furniture. And no chairs on the customer-facing side of the desk indicates one meant to intimidate.
On various surfaces on the room, a single word has been - for lack of better description - erased. Where the company name should be (K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̮̏) and the first letter in the company logo (K̵̭͋̀̇̽), it looks like static if you stare at it too long.
Behind the opulent desk (which still manages to have a 90s-style CRT desktop), the chair is turned away from you and facing the windows. But by the sound of fingers tapping together, it is obvious that someone is there.
On the edge of the desk sits a large crystal bowl that one might use to serve candies at a party. It currently has one (1) puzzle piece.
--- --- --- (Talking to the "CEO" - Heaven faction)
[ Once you get the attention of the person in the chair, perhaps it's not who you think it was going to be. A young boy, no older than 13, who looks like he could be C's long lost brother stares up at you with wide eyes.
Apparently, he didn't even notice you came in. ]
Huh? What are you doing here? I thought you retired.
Did the pension check not make it? You know, you can just get a real job, right?
--- --- --- (Talking to the "CEO" - Not Heaven faction) [ Once you get the attention of the person in the chair, perhaps it's not who you think it was going to be. A young boy, no older than 13, who looks like he could be C's long lost brother stares up at you with wide eyes.
Apparently, he didn't even notice you come in. ]
Hey! How did you get here?
You're not supposed to be here. Your paperwork hasn't come through yet.
You enter the most ridiculous amusement park of your life.
Everything, I mean everything is Blue Eyes themed. The buildings, the gates, the rides, the concession stands. Even the fucking bathrooms are Blue Eyes themed. And that Intensity statue at (10). How tacky, right?
But there are a lot of faceless, nameless children running around the park screaming with delight as they run to and from each attraction, trying to cram as many in a short time as possible. So. It looks fun?
There are three exits: [ The entrance (1), The Death-T Experience Theater (9), and K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏ Corporation Future Branch (2) ]
Though you are free to explore any of the other attractions.
List of attractions: (1) Blue Eyes Gate (2) K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏ Corporation Future Branch (3) Duel Stadium (4) W.C. (Restroom) (5) K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏land Official Hotel (6) Blue Eyes Monorail Entrance (7) K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏man Show (8) Battle City: The Movie (9) Death-T Experience Theater (10) Blue Eyes Ultimate World (11) K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏ Castle (12) Blue Eyes Burst Stream (13) W.C. (Restroom) (14) Concessions stand / Gift shop (15) Blue Eyes Adventure (16) Mokuba's Capsule Monster House (17) Concessions stand / Gift shop (18) Monster Horror House (19) W.C. (Restroom) (20) Blue Eyes Jet Coaster
(1) Blue Eyes Gate [ Exit: Takes you to CPU Central core ]
(2) K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏ Corporation Future Branch [ Exit: Takes you to Heaven's Starting point ]
(3) Duel Stadium [ Do you have your Yu-Gi-Oh! deck on you? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T!? You're a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck! ]
Also. You're not allowed inside. ]
(4) (13) (19) W.C. (Restroom) [ Yes. They have Blue Eyes White Toilets. And sinks. And hand-dryers. Were you expecting anything different? ]
(5) K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏land Official Hotel [ Would you like to rest? (y/n) ]
[ You feel rested. All HP is restored and injuries are healed. ]
[ Nothing happens. ]
(6) Blue Eyes Monorail Entrance [ A monorail in the shape of Blue Eyes comes to greet you, and you wonder how in the fuck those wings on the side of the car don't cause a safety hazard. Regardless, it will take you on a nice relaxing tour of the amusement park should you choose to ride it.
It's probably the only non-anxiety inducing ride here. ]
(12) Blue Eyes Burst Stream [ Please don't touch that. It's a real laser. ]
(14) (17) Concessions stand / Gift shop [ It only sells thesemonstrosities. Would you pay actual real money for this? (Don't answer that.) ]
(15) Blue Eyes Adventure
(16) Mokuba's Capsule Monster House [ Closed for renovations. Mostly because Capsule Monsters is a dead hobby. (Sorry, Mokuba.) ]
(18) Monster Horror House
(20) Blue Eyes Jet Coaster [ If you get on this ride, you will lose your lunch. Or breakfast. Whatever you ate last. Enjoy that vertigo for five comments. ]
Heaven
Flavor Text - KC office
You enter a very modern and very corporate office space - obviously of some higher ranking official in the company. If the pricey decor wasn't enough to give that away, the fact that you can see nothing but open sky outside of ceiling-to-floor length windows is just another data point to that fact. Also, if you have any experience with corporations or negotiations, you'll notice that this is a high-ranking reception room due to its sparse furniture. And no chairs on the customer-facing side of the desk indicates one meant to intimidate.
On various surfaces on the room, a single word has been - for lack of better description - erased. Where the company name should be (K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̮̏) and the first letter in the company logo (K̵̭͋̀̇̽), it looks like static if you stare at it too long.
Behind the opulent desk (which still manages to have a 90s-style CRT desktop), the chair is turned away from you and facing the windows. But by the sound of fingers tapping together, it is obvious that someone is there.
On the edge of the desk sits a large crystal bowl that one might use to serve candies at a party. It currently has one (1) puzzle piece.
There is only one exit: [ Behind you ]
Enter Mokuba
(Talking to the "CEO" - Heaven faction)
[ Once you get the attention of the person in the chair, perhaps it's not who you think it was going to be. A young boy, no older than 13, who looks like he could be C's long lost brother stares up at you with wide eyes.
Apparently, he didn't even notice you came in. ]
Did the pension check not make it? You know, you can just get a real job, right?
--- --- ---
(Talking to the "CEO" - Not Heaven faction)
[ Once you get the attention of the person in the chair, perhaps it's not who you think it was going to be. A young boy, no older than 13, who looks like he could be C's long lost brother stares up at you with wide eyes.
Apparently, he didn't even notice you come in. ]
You're not supposed to be here. Your paperwork hasn't come through yet.
[ Squints at ]
Is it ever going to come through?
--- --- ---
(Other Mokuba icons)
Kaiba Land
No. Scratch that.
You enter the most ridiculous amusement park of your life.
Everything, I mean everything is Blue Eyes themed. The buildings, the gates, the rides, the concession stands. Even the fucking bathrooms are Blue Eyes themed. And that Intensity statue at (10). How tacky, right?
But there are a lot of faceless, nameless children running around the park screaming with delight as they run to and from each attraction, trying to cram as many in a short time as possible. So. It looks fun?
There are three exits: [ The entrance (1), The Death-T Experience Theater (9), and K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏ Corporation Future Branch (2) ]
Though you are free to explore any of the other attractions.
List of attractions:
(1) Blue Eyes Gate
(2) K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏ Corporation Future Branch
(3) Duel Stadium
(4) W.C. (Restroom)
(5) K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏land Official Hotel
(6) Blue Eyes Monorail Entrance
(7) K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏man Show
(8) Battle City: The Movie
(9) Death-T Experience Theater
(10) Blue Eyes Ultimate World
(11) K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏ Castle
(12) Blue Eyes Burst Stream
(13) W.C. (Restroom)
(14) Concessions stand / Gift shop
(15) Blue Eyes Adventure
(16) Mokuba's Capsule Monster House
(17) Concessions stand / Gift shop
(18) Monster Horror House
(19) W.C. (Restroom)
(20) Blue Eyes Jet Coaster
Kaiba Land Attractions
[ Exit: Takes you to CPU Central core ]
(2) K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏ Corporation Future Branch
[ Exit: Takes you to Heaven's Starting point ]
(3) Duel Stadium
[ Do you have your Yu-Gi-Oh! deck on you? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T!? You're a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck! ]
Also. You're not allowed inside. ]
(4) (13) (19) W.C. (Restroom)
[ Yes. They have Blue Eyes White Toilets. And sinks. And hand-dryers. Were you expecting anything different? ]
(5) K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏land Official Hotel
[ Would you like to rest? (y/n) ]
[ You feel rested. All HP is restored and injuries are healed. ]
[ Nothing happens. ]
(6) Blue Eyes Monorail Entrance
[ A monorail in the shape of Blue Eyes comes to greet you, and you wonder how in the fuck those wings on the side of the car don't cause a safety hazard. Regardless, it will take you on a nice relaxing tour of the amusement park should you choose to ride it.
It's probably the only non-anxiety inducing ride here. ]
(7) K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏man Show
[ K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏man. K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏man.
Doing things that a K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏ can.
What's he like? It's not important.
K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏man.
Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates(?) K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man. ]
(8) Battle City: The Movie
[ This location seems to be under construction. What the fuck is Battle City anyway? Don't know her. ]
(9) Death-T Experience Theater
[ Exit: Takes you to the precursor Death-T ]
(10) Blue Eyes Ultimate World
(11) K̵̭͋̀̇̽ȁ̴̗͕̰̄̚ì̵̭̹͍̬̋͘b̴̰̦̝͕̆̇̈́ȧ̶̮͈̏ Castle
(12) Blue Eyes Burst Stream
[ Please don't touch that. It's a real laser. ]
(14) (17) Concessions stand / Gift shop
[ It only sells these monstrosities. Would you pay actual real money for this? (Don't answer that.) ]
(15) Blue Eyes Adventure
(16) Mokuba's Capsule Monster House
[ Closed for renovations. Mostly because Capsule Monsters is a dead hobby. (Sorry, Mokuba.) ]
(18) Monster Horror House
(20) Blue Eyes Jet Coaster
[ If you get on this ride, you will lose your lunch. Or breakfast. Whatever you ate last. Enjoy that vertigo for five comments. ]