Imeeji: IC Continuations

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Previous:
Speed Dating [Day 32]
Mistletoe Game [Day 71]
Social Bingo [Day 101]

Includes:
B's Fancy Dance [Day 102]
Kissing Game [Day 124]
Mistletoe 2 [Day 187]
Objective Game [Day 223]
Tokyo-F Stamp Rally (Age Up and Age Down Event) [Day 245]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Considers this for a moment.

And then slows down the golf cart to a reasonable speed.]

Fine then.

She's all yours.

[doritosgate]

No! No! Make it go fast again!

[ she undoes her seatbelt and tries to climb into his lap. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Eye rolls when she gets in his lap (not that she can see).]

You have to buckle up here, too.

Then we can go fast.

[doritosgate]

[ instead of grabbing the seatbelt she's just going to try to fasten herself into his coat. this... makes it infinitely more difficult to reach the wheel and do pretty much anything, but it has her giggling like an idiot, so, uh, win? ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

. . .

Is that how you're driving?

[doritosgate]

YES!

I can drive anything! or haven't you seem my driver's license?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Right right. Your driver's license.

[As the golf cart starts to speed up again]

Better get at least one hand on the wheel.

[doritosgate]

[ she... can't reach like this, but she's going to grab it with her tail. this is absolutely safe. ]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! [ at least now she can throw both of her arms up! ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[oh my god]

Try to keep your tail at 6 o'clock.

[While he is steering the thing for her]

[doritosgate]

Which one is six o'clock again?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Young people and their inability to read analog clocks]

Same as south.

[doritosgate]

I don't have a compass. [ she's just fucking with him now. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You're not driving if you don't know where south is.

[doritosgate]

I know where south is! Hold your noodles, Cuppa. [ giggles. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Impress me then, Corn Chip.

[Shit talking as if he wasn't talking to a small child.

And the speed continues to accelerate]

[doritosgate]

F I N E .

[ she squirms out of his coat and stands up in front of him. ]

It's time to get serious! [ grabs the wheel at 10 and 2 and SERIOUS REAL DRIVING IS GONNA HAPPEN NOW. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[SERIOUS REAL DRIVING IS GOING TO HAPPEN NOW.

That is to say, she only gets control as long as she stays within the lines.]

[doritosgate]

[ she is actually trying really hard to drive well! ]