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[neigh_sayer]

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omg you wanna make him your employee instead don't you.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

CEO: Fuck off.
CEO: Who do you think I am?
CEO: Stealing from my own VP.
CEO: I just might need to hire him as an independent contractor someday.
CEO: Should the appropriate task arise.
CEO: There's only so many employable people around here.
CEO: And that pool fucking shrinks by the day.

[neigh_sayer]

It's fine, it's fine!
Sharing resources is what a partnership is all about, right?
But really? You think so?
I've found more potential recruits for myself.
What exactly are you even looking for?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

CEO: People that aren't easily distracted.

[neigh_sayer]

ooooh
well THAT'S a lost cause
tho easily fixable
you just gotta be so distracting they flock to you instead!
simple

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

CEO: I don't think I attract the same sort of crowd as you.
CEO: Difference in types of charisma.
CEO: What exactly are you looking for?

[neigh_sayer]

It takes all sorts in a crowd!
Just give me the leftovers that don't suit u
anywayssssss
I'm planing a little get together!
it might not amount to anything buuuut
it's worth a shot yknow?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

CEO: Sitting all your minions down in one place?
CEO: That's gutsy.

[neigh_sayer]

Ahaha!
Well, I can't just keep them scattered every where.
Having a unified front is very important.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

CEO: And what will you do with them---
CEO: After you have a fully functioning empire?

[neigh_sayer]

what do you mean
they'll continue to serve under me of course
and do whatever unit stuff they need to do.
If I can throw in a bit more I will buuuut gotta get there first.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

CEO: I mean why are you building an empire in the first place?
CEO: For fun and entertainment?
CEO: Convenience?
CEO: Some clever scheme down the line?

[neigh_sayer]

It can't be all of the above?
I can't wait to surprise everyone!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[I---

His ability to tell how if this is a serious answer is very low. And very on brand]

CEO: Sure sure.
CEO: Don't keep us all in suspense too long.
CEO: You gotta hit that sweet spot where we're all waiting with baited breath
CEO: And before they ship half of your crew off to star in the Bachelor.

[neigh_sayer]

Right???
No one's allowed to leave before the reveal!
I just need a couple more. You'll be super impressed!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

CEO: I'm sure I will be.
CEO: I'll bring the popcorn.