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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

No. I still vouch for C as the only god able of wrangling the masses.

...

But.

The existence of the angel weakens her domain, you know.

[crossmyheartandhope]

...yeah. I know.

[A beat]

Paloma says every time someone picks fake-heaven for graduation, though, we're doing her PR for her.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

And she's probably right. What's the alternative?

Not allowing people to go home? Not everyone is willing to dig in their heels for the long run.

[crossmyheartandhope]

I dunno if there is an alternative.

Whoever's heading out saying on screen they know it ain't real heaven pulling the strings? Us making a big show about not believing in Lady Lies, somehow? Building a for-real church for C?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

All of those sound like bad options while we're in our current disadvantageous position.

Liar Hell needs to think that Lady Lies is going to become the next god. Who knows what will happen if that script gets flipped now.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Something different?

I mean... the status quo ain't exactly doing us any favors.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

It can always get worse.

Imagine if Lady Lies didn't allow humans into her domain anymore if she were to experience a fall from power.

[crossmyheartandhope]

...ah. Yeah.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Hurricane.

There will come a time when the opportunity is right to strike her down from power. But we have to make sure that it's at the right time.

Or that she humors our actions because she thinks we're going to fail.

[crossmyheartandhope]

She's full of herself, right? That shouldn't be hard.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[That manages to get a chuckle out of him]

Have we met a demon that wasn't full of themselves?

[The same could be used to describing the aspiring King of Hell and god as well]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[I mean, yes, but Hurricane likes him, so he gets a pass]

Maybe they put it on the job app or something,

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Yes, I can see it know.

Looking for one new diving being. Requirements are 10 years of dimension-ruling experience and the ego the size of a moderately sized planet.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Man, you'll fit right in.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

But of course.

I wouldn't apply for something I wasn't highly overqualified for.

[crossmyheartandhope]

What, no on the job training?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Too risky. Even for me.

That's just asking to be either immediately dethroned or made into a puppet figurehead because you don't know what's going on.

[crossmyheartandhope]

That mean you're gonna start practicing kingship before you take stuff over?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Jokingly.

Maybe...]

You haven't noticed?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Where's your throne?