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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

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[420blazeit]

[ oh, uh, right...
buckle up??? ]

[ she does look away from the track for a hot second, because HOW COULD SHE NOT. she's got a hot bamf in a cool coat jumping onto the roof and it's totally awesome! ]

[ tries to snap a few pictures before turning her full attention back to the road. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[And when the train is close enough that the whole front seems to glow with an eerie silver/blue light]

LET UP ON THE ACCELERATOR!

[420blazeit]

Roger that!

[ she calls back, easing up on the gas, so the van starts to slow down. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[And what would have normally been the very uncomfortable situation of a train slamming into the back of a van---

Now turns into a train attaching to the back of a van. And oh. Also pushing them forward at train speeds now.

Try not to get whiplash.]

[420blazeit]

[ trainspeeds. ]

[ TRAINSPEEDS! ]

[ she starts cackling like a madwoman as she continues to steer it along the track, but, like, all she wants to do is disengage and take this big baby for a spin around the town. ]

Get back in here, Intensity! And let's see what this thing can really do!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Give him a few to hop back down from the sunroof where he's just going to collapse into the backseats.

Okay.

Note to self.

Do not collide two vehicles while you're standing on top. That is not a good time. Turning to D.Va:]

Remember.

This is not a monster truck.

[420blazeit]

...hey [ she's already attempting to slow it down some as she looks at him in the rear view mirror. ] are you alright?

And, yeah, I know.
I'm not going to go driving it through buildings or anything like that, don't worry.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'm fine.

[Only his pride is hurt. And his rear end from falling on his ass during the gattai process.]

Don't hold back on my account.

[420blazeit]

You sure? Because I'll kiss it better, if need be. [ she smirks, before turning her full attention back to the track ahead. ]

I didn't want to take the next turn going at full speed, though I think I might be able to just ignore it and break away here...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Settles back down in the backseat, one leg crossed over the other. No seatbelt]

Is there a reason you want it off the track? Going to chauffeur all the idols somewhere?

[420blazeit]

Because going in a loop forever is booooring.

Don’t you want to have some fun with this absolute unit?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Fine fine fine.

Let's see what you have in mind then. I'm curious about where you're even going to park this thing.

[420blazeit]

Ever play the game snake before?

[ she's going to break away from the track and starts weaving in and out of buildings, laughing all the while. ]

And Hurricane and I have a coliseum we're re-purposing for our newest little bundle of joy~ I'll park it in there.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

A coliseum...?

Doing a redux of your chariot riding Live?

[420blazeit]

Something like that.

Did I ever mention that we actually went ahead and bought the monster truck? I can't remember. Things have been pretty crazy lately.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You mentioned something like.

...

Thank you for providing me with a herd of weapons. You should tell me where you've parked them all one day in case we need a stampede of vehicles.

[420blazeit]

pft.

I'll think about it~

Kinda crazy to think how much I've spent on all of this stuff though. No wonder I never have any points. [ laughs. ] But all of them are very special to me, so if I do you better have them home before 10pm!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'll take them only to the nicest places. You know me, D.Va.

[420blazeit]

You gonna wine and dine them at the amusement park?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Wow, no. That's second date material. Keep up!

[420blazeit]

Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be jealous.