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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

So she came here.

[Sets her down on the floating chair, but still keeps one hand at the small of her back]

How did you contact her?

[420blazeit]

I burned some stuff, mutilated myself, and then called her name.

[ being purposely vague. ]

And she didn’t immediately come. I think I started to pass out, but then finally showed up.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Say that second part again?

[420blazeit]

She didn't immediately come and I think I started to pass out?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[D.VA!]

No. No!

"Mutilated myself".

[420blazeit]

Oh.

[ ...
oh. ]

Hada- er, [ clears her throat, ] my, ah, “girlfriend” is a demon and they usually need some sort of blood sacrifice... [ refrains from trying to say anything akin to “it’s fine”. ]

I just cut up my tail a bunch.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Will you have to do this every time you summon her?

[420blazeit]

I will.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

...

Then we're going to need to be strategic about how often you ring up your girlfriend.

[420blazeit]

Mm, ...

But it’s not like I planned to ring her every Friday night, because I don’t really enjoy getting blue balled. I get that enough of that here... [ trails off as she smothers her face into the sheep ottoman. ] Anyway. [ completely muffled, so she sits up proper again, ] I’d only done this because I wanted to see if I could find out any information to supplement what the fuck happened.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Was that directed at him...?

Oh well. No time to worry about that now]

I assume you did, or you wouldn't be here.

[420blazeit]

...yeah, uh, anyway. Just keeps this between us this time? She made it real clear that she didn’t want any of the other Hosts getting wind of the information, and I know a few of your favorites are buddy-buddy with one or two of them.

I’m not exactly looking to piss her off. [ since I’m a good day she can be kind of terrifying. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is this also excluding my heads of PR?

[420blazeit]

I trust two people here, and unfortunately that doesn’t include your PR managers. Ask me again when I’m finished.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Fine. I will ask you again when you're finished.

[That means you can start]

[420blazeit]

...so, like, we had all kinda learned from our trip to the other Hell that Thia had picked up the Angel, but then it must have somehow changed hands or something. My not!girlfriend kind of confirmed that, because she told me that Thia and the Liars were not involved in the torture / broadcast and had no fucken clue that it was going to happen.

But let's back it up for a sec - Luci's involved, so, uhm, that sure is a thing.

He was given the Angel, but then handed it over to Azzy, and because the broadcast happened from inside Azzy's home, well, that's how all that must have happened. Or like, that's how the Angel got there.

It kinda seems like Luci is playing favorites? But I guess the Devil, himself, would want to get into actual Heaven instead of trying to create Neo-Heaven or whatever. And also I'm pretty sure he never liked Thia and the Liars much to start, but I can't remember all of this shit off the top of my head. I'd have to look at all the notes again.

Anyway. My not!girlfriend said that the Liar masses don't know ANY of this, so if any of them find out, like, say, the Hosts, then it'll be my head. [ ok, she didn't say it like THAT, but hadassah can be kind of frightening even when she's being charming, so d.va is definitely not interested in seeing her when she's legit pissed off. ]

I also got another vision when I was out, but as you probably remember I can't just talk about those. I need to explain them all weird and I haven't exactly managed yet, so...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

The King of Hell took the angel from the Lady of Lies and gave it to Azzy.

And since most of the Liar population doesn't know, that broadcast had to be from one of Azzy's or a third party.

Am I understanding this correctly?

[420blazeit]

None of the Liar population knows except for the major players.

And, yeah, basically.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

. . .

[Slow spreading smirk]

I didn't think there was that much animosity between the King and one of the Princes.

[420blazeit]

[ hisses. ]

Not a word, Intensity.

And he never really liked her,
or didn't you hear any of the rumors?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Not a word, D.Va.

And no - that particular rumor didn't make it to me. Is there a reason she fell out of his good graces?

[420blazeit]

It could be a combination of about, like, five. It could be all of the Heaven talk. I'm sure that gets on his nerves, especially if she's trying to create Neo Heaven instead of just, like, getting into Old Heaven or whatever the fuck everybody else is trying to do. But, not only that, she claims to be stronger than him, and whether or not that's true remains to be seem, I guess.

It just kind of seems like she's the sort to grate on a guy's nerves.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Interesting. Especially in a world where belief begets power. I wonder just how many fallen angels have flocked to her side.

Probably a sizable number that God kicked out of Heaven.

[420blazeit]

My not!girlfriend has said that time and time again. And there's a good number. It's kind of why Thia's demon's take the form of angels, to help hide the defectors from Heaven.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

...

And do they have any interest in retrieving the angels that fell into Azzy's realm?