[at stupid o' clock at night, it's time for the rare text from C]
C: Heeey Intensity, your mind still together enough to bounce an idea off of? C: Sorry about the Angel thing btw is she okay C: Oh but waaait I probably shouldn't apologize since that's not what our dear hosts want. lol how annoying!
[You are lucky that E told him that "Gremlin" in his contacts was C earlier today. Otherwise he would have no idea who he's talking to]
Just because my brain is a fucking leaky faucet doesn't mean that I'm not more capable than half the fucking assholes here. If case you haven't heard from B or C, symptoms are progressing to partial transparency. I assume it's only a matter of time before we take on the appearance of the audience. What's your idea?
I have some ideas, but first have you found what set it off for you guys yet? Since you don't exactly meet the specifications of all the other guesses.
We're in the process of getting rid of anything purchased from other units. John and Nine-Nine are currently taking the couch out to who the fuck knows where to put it out of its misery. Guess we'll have to get rid of the witch hats next.
That is the current theory. I don't know how else we could have fucking gone off brand. Unless we don't host enough Lives or some stupid fucking quota we were missing.
[Intensity is typing...
Intensity is typing...]
You're going to have to explain that last plan a little more clearly.
Okaaay idk if E told you and you forgot or he hasn't been straight up about it yet. So apparently the folks upstairs want Heroes and Villains. Basically? They want us to fight.
It's a cheap way to write a story, but at the very least, you can establish a rivalry. You've already got some weird thing going with Boss, so keep it up for the cameras. I think E is gonna talk to the others later about it, too.
CEO: Is this Exael? Liar's Minion: I'm so popular today~ CEO: Oh good. Have other people contacted you? I'd like to +1 the complaint of my whole unit plus change losing their color saturation and their memories. Is that something you can help solve, or do I need to be transferred to a different department? Liar's Minion: I warned you already! You shouldn't blame backstage when the actors are forgettable. CEO: Yeah, the thing about fucking memory loss if I forgot what you warned me about. Can I get a refresher course? Or at least a fucking sign to hang around my neck to warn others about their impending doom? Liar's Minion: Write the sign! And use your biggest boldest letters! CEO: Then give me the fucking warning again! Liar's Minion: It's better for you if the system works. CEO: I don't understand how that translates to this fucking curse. What is the action item to take away from that? How do people avoid it? Liar's Minion: Imeeji idol productions! What's your image! Did you present it? Did you think you had units for no reason? CEO: And where exactly did we go fucking off brand? Liar's Minion: It can't just have been you. It was probably a lot of people. There's more to unit than gimmick, too. CEO: And if we figure out how to fix our unit-ness, then will this stop? Liar's Minion: No idea!
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