[ look, she's already got this super cool espresso maker planned for christmas, so he's just going to have to mind his own elbows and knees until she can invest in some pads for him, because apparently cup noodle is out of warranty ANd iS aFRaID oF bEiNG bRoKEd. ]
[ maybe she'll just throw in some duct tape and wd-40... ╭( ・ㅂ・)و fucken perfect! ]
[ her back hits the floor as she circles her arms around his neck. ] I hope you have fun explaining why you'll be walking funny.
I am, actually. And if you think my current position makes all the difference you better check yourself, Intensity, before you wreck yourself. Or, hm, maybe before we wreck you. [ she boops her nose to his just as she mirrors his smirk, their lips crashing together for a kiss that she's not shy about deepening. ]
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